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AMERICAN JEDI - \"A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.” --Yoda




and what a time it was -


TAGS: kennedy paul simon nov 22
Rating: 4.05/5

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kellyvanrijn - January 3, 2015, 7:49 pm
I wonder if he was thinking about banging Marilyn Monroe when this picture was taken?
tellitlikeitis - November 26, 2014, 7:54 pm
One of my favourites:)
GaryO - November 23, 2014, 8:24 am
Dang...forgot
MissPriss - November 22, 2014, 10:07 pm
5 me lord.


HOCKEY - ”A fast body-contact game played by men with clubs in their hands and knives laced to their feet.” - Paul Gallico


TAGS: hockey paul gallico
Rating: 4.32/5

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Krissie - October 2, 2012, 7:30 pm
Holy....is that from a gash on the neck?!
suckatgolf - February 24, 2012, 1:20 pm
I was at that game. Thank goodness there was a Dr. in the 1st row.


if i could -


TAGS: eric garner i can t breathe justice paul simon
Rating: 3/5

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premiumgrade - April 9, 2015, 2:31 am
If people obeyed the police, this crap would nearly disappear. I have no sympathy.
GaryO - January 24, 2015, 5:35 pm
So it would seem, especially if yer not from the neighborhood. It appears both sides let a little thing get outta hand
kellyvanrijn - January 24, 2015, 2:37 pm
I guess the lesson here is don't break the law, and obey the commands of the police.
Greybeard - December 7, 2014, 9:48 pm
Awesome and strikenly sad.
GaryO - December 7, 2014, 10:19 am
Heavy


FLYING MONKEYS -




70'S HUMOR - There's no school like the old school.




LES PAUL GOLDTOP -




JACK NICHOLSON - can't handle the truth....




REGRETS I'VE HAD A FEW -


TAGS: life paulcadden
Rating: 4.8/5

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Airman - March 16, 2012, 10:55 am
thx for the nice comments. My new life motto
maoworks2 - March 16, 2012, 9:55 am
THat's It 5L.
Zetmonk - March 16, 2012, 6:31 am
That's how a life should have been!
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 9:05 pm

My sentiments. exactly. Well, not exactly. I'm not this wrinkly, not this grizzled. I don't smoke~~oh, I'm a girl. But other than that, this is exactly......
GaryO - March 15, 2012, 8:03 pm
And airman strikes. Way to zero in on the target, jet jockey. A heavy truism for this ol’ dawg. 500Ls if they were available.
mariand - March 15, 2012, 7:35 pm
amazing 5
Hawamleh - March 15, 2012, 7:18 pm
legendary 5


STUCK -


TAGS: wait forget pain paulo coelho
Rating: 5/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - September 3, 2011, 1:05 am
5plendid
Verdeckt - September 2, 2011, 8:35 pm
Fanta5tic.
GySgt1811 - September 2, 2011, 6:01 pm
Ouch! 5 where did I leave my...? What was I looking for, anyway?


PAULA DEEN - I sell diabetes and diabetes accessories.




CONSTITUTIONAL DEFIBRILLATION - Bringing the Constitution back from the brink of death RON PAUL 2008


TAGS: politics ron paul
Rating: 1.91/5

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... - July 26, 2008, 11:58 pm
Who the Fuck in Ron Paul?! He sounds like a Pope, not a President! "Pope Ron Paul the XIV"
Dark Knite - March 16, 2008, 11:43 pm
Epic. Failure.


PAULEY PERRETTE -


TAGS: pauley perrette abby ncis
Rating: 3.3/5

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CANADA - December 15, 2009, 3:23 pm
shes way hotter on the show


AMERICAN FOOTBALL - It's not for girls.




CAPTAIN SPAULDING - is the best evidence for the evil of clowns




FAMILY - No one will ever love you more. Believe me.


TAGS: paul barfoot
Rating: 2.29/5

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James Blackmoore - November 7, 2008, 3:20 pm
That's my uncle, father and on the left is my mother, i love them all so much! Especially when daddy touches me in my "special place".
The Skids - November 7, 2008, 3:17 pm
My family heritage.
a24 - July 7, 2008, 1:01 pm
Oh so that's daxflames dad


TRADITION -


TAGS: history of drunks wake up paul stealing a lexus
Rating: 3.54/5

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Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:46 pm
By the way...not swallowing is just about the answer to everything...no matter what your peers tell you. There's also the "don't inhale rule" but no one takes that seriously. It's just something you say after you've taken office.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:44 pm
Cool! I think I read somewhere that 2.9 is the new 5.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:42 pm
Great pic, great lead, great punchline. This has all the earmarks of a 2.9!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
Or go ahead and give those cups to that one kid who's always trying to sell you lemonade. Say its a gift and watch the fun.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
LMAO, Bart.... that's your answer to EVERYTHING!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:39 pm
Same rule as the poison toothpaste...just don't swallow. lol
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:46 pm
While Bart has been there at tleast twice (and done that), I am pretty sure China is sending us those cups now. I just picked up my set of lead-based silverware yesterday. They feature spongebob.
Bart - November 1, 2009, 7:25 pm
You've stolen a car? Hell...judging by your comment(s) you stole two! Remind me never to pass out around Iceman. jk Thanks for commenting. I'm glad you liked the poster.
ICEMAN - November 1, 2009, 4:00 pm
Been there, done that. ;)
ICEMAN - November 1, 2009, 3:59 pm
Been there, done that. ;)


irony -


TAGS: paul walker fast furious it is not too soon
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2013, 12:23 pm
Yeah, it was late at night. I felt "irony" was the wrong word. Other drafts were "how funny; life imitates art - sort of; life in the fast lane." So, yes I agree, coincidence works as a better title.
MissPriss - December 2, 2013, 11:32 am
Besides sh*t happens when you drive an awesomely fast car at break neck speeds and think your fame makes you immortal...poor tree!
MissPriss - December 2, 2013, 11:28 am
Irony or coincidence...it's the crotchety ones that never seem to be afraid to say it like it is...5L crotchety, teehee.
Cannabal - December 2, 2013, 7:17 am
People often confuse the word irony for coincidence.
Sho - December 2, 2013, 5:43 am
Thanks :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2013, 12:38 am
Yeah, I know, lol. That's what makes it even MORE ironic, haha. Btw, your last motifake - in a word - AWESOME!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2013, 12:38 am
Yeah, I know, lol. That's what makes it even MORE ironic, haha. Btw, your last motifake - in a word - AWESOME!
Sho - December 1, 2013, 10:33 am
He wasn't the one driving though


In Training -




KARAOKE - Who knew Superman was such a big Paula Abdul fan?




GOOD HELP IS HARD TO FIND -


TAGS: michael jackson paul mccartney dishes
Rating: 4.38/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - June 18, 2011, 7:00 am
McCartney was fired shortly afterwards for feeling up the table with the wonky leg.


PAUL THE OCTUPUS - Maybe predicting that the Koreans would be defeated wasn't the best idea.




BUT NOTHING... -


TAGS: mall assignment sampled from the hof paul blart observe report
Rating: 4.07/5

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Produceman117 - January 23, 2010, 7:34 pm
I tried to develop the "poster tower" fad last month, Cubby, but nobody hopped on board.
BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 6:09 pm
Excellent
Produceman117 - December 9, 2009, 5:04 pm
Thanks, Fatt Matt. I figured the originality of the structure and the overall humor would make up for sampling the "Honey Please" poster, but that didn't keep the trolls from doing their business.
Fatt Matt - December 9, 2009, 12:44 pm
This is FANTASTIC!!!!


RIGHTEOUS REQUEST -


TAGS: dude looked a little like paul williams too shoulda kicked his ass
Rating: 3.72/5

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Sean - December 27, 2009, 4:36 pm
... true story too.
aesop's folly - December 27, 2009, 2:19 pm
if this is real...
GreyScorpion - December 27, 2009, 10:48 am
Absolutely Brilliant!! 5L


THE LEGEND OF PAUL BUNYON - They edited out what a prick he was




BELL CURVE BLUES - Melvin is still mad at Sol and aPauling.


TAGS: motifake lion bell curve apauling
Rating: 2.87/5

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aPauling - August 29, 2008, 1:53 pm
I keep poking Melvin with my mouse, making him green!


PAUL MCKENNA - For once he tells the truth!




PAULINA - Who's gonna drive you home tonight


TAGS: cars drive paulina porizkova rnr
Rating: 2.5/5

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Scorpio7 - January 27, 2009, 9:17 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGVFK8VNGss
LogicDude - October 21, 2008, 3:59 pm
She is soooo freaking HOT and Ric Ocasek is soooo freaking eeeeewwww!!!!!!!!! I mean, WTF!?


KOOKS 2008 -


TAGS: ron paul 2008 politics
Rating: 2.32/5

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Anonymous - July 27, 2008, 3:53 pm
Yeah, he's sure sticking to anti-abortion, anti-gay marriage, anti-evolutionist theory in schools. Yeah, Ron Paul fucking rules!!!
frip - February 20, 2008, 3:16 pm
Hope you like your highway when he cuts all funds for highways. Hope you don't get sick when he has cut all funds for research grants. Hope you never need any help whatsoever when he has cut everything. The idea of no taxation whatsoever sounds good un
eric - December 17, 2007, 1:42 pm
Dude, thats fucked up. Ron Paul is the only guy who hasnt flip flopped on every position known to man. The man has integrity. Read up on him.


THE POPE - Because God isn't real.


TAGS: paul barfoot
Rating: 2.15/5

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You Fail - July 30, 2009, 2:46 pm
to the person right below me: O well.
GUEST. - June 30, 2009, 8:10 pm
I love how you just spit on a few hundred million people's beliefs. Beliefs they died for in the Holocaust, in persecution (like now) and in the name if God. You, my friend are a fucking genius.


OVERENTHUSIASTIC ACCEPTANCE - Of your premature ejaculation problem


TAGS: apauling
Rating: 2.06/5
Debbie Downer - August 23, 2008, 1:28 am
Would you consider 15 minutes?


COPING SKILLS - For those times when your coworkers knowingly hire your own personal stalker




MOST VALUABLE PLAYER - Chris Paul isn't




naggers -


TAGS: south park paula deen
Rating: 5/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2013, 8:00 am
Hilarious. Poor Paula.


KODACHROME - you give us those nice bright colors


TAGS: paul simon celebrity mugshots
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2014, 5:13 pm
Dang! Does David Bowie ever age?
deChelca - November 18, 2012, 9:38 pm
Great song. Been singing it for two days. 5 wishes for a new song.
ughomer - November 7, 2012, 10:14 pm
Another fine creation, Airman. 5L


RIP KRAMER -




we had a -




JUSTICE -


TAGS: pee wee herman paul reubens
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 27, 2013, 4:38 pm
He was a sport about it. At a charity event soon after, he took the stage amid cheers and chortled into the microphone: "Heard any good jokes lately?"


PAUL REVERE -


TAGS: paul revere progressive british
Rating: 4.11/5

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Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 9:16 pm
So much for keeping it real. "Thou seest me rollin'. Thou haten."


PAUL REVERE - He knew about the red coats, but he had no idea about the blue coats.


TAGS: paul
Rating: 3.5/5

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TWOEDGE - October 5, 2011, 8:03 am
ha ha good one. I didnt see that.
boinger - October 4, 2011, 6:37 pm
serprize butsekz


paula deen -




Paulie Shore as Himself as Pruneface in Dick Tracy -


TAGS: paulie shore dick tracy pruneface
Rating: 3.2/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 15, 2013, 11:54 am
Why did I write Paulie Shore?!? Ultimate fail on my part.
Silverheart - June 14, 2013, 5:26 pm

That's Andy Dick, not Paulie Shore. And I'm actually ashamed that I know that...


PAUL NEWMAN: 1925 - 2008 - Actor, humanitarian, and a damned handsome man


TAGS: paul newman doris tribute
Rating: 2.76/5

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Derek - August 12, 2009, 10:55 pm
Also made very good salad dressing. It's true!
Tofurkenducken - April 12, 2009, 12:38 pm
A good man, a committed husband and father, an actor par excellance. He will be greatly missed.


IDOLS -


TAGS: american idol simon paula randy all morons why do we listen
Rating: 2.71/5

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BOHICA - September 30, 2009, 1:48 am
Such animosity, lulz? Its not like I said he wasn't entertaining.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 11:44 pm
Moderator? Can we get a ruling on lulz?
MrRandom - September 29, 2009, 11:42 pm
I enjoy watching how crazy he can get on air personally.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:41 pm
what you got against Glenn Beck you stupid anime faggot
MO - September 29, 2009, 10:49 pm
Simon is the reason I don't watch. As a matter of fact, that eurotard is #2 on my list of what's wrong with this country...over inflated douche bag.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 10:04 pm
Yeah, Douches are fun to watch. I think that's why Glen Beck is still on the air.
Derek - September 29, 2009, 9:57 pm
Usually, Simon is the only reason to watch.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 7:18 pm
oops. God! I can't believe I did that! I forgot to log in...
spacedog - September 29, 2009, 7:11 pm
You sent them anon. too Bart.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 7:10 pm
Crap! A goddamn typo!


THIS BOOK JUST KILLED ME - Well...It had a few laughs, and some nice pictures,


TAGS: 9 11 commision report paul wolfowitz
Rating: 2.07/5

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Sean - August 21, 2009, 11:41 am
wELL DONE, bOB cHIN. fUNNY.


RON NASTY - Q:Are we not men? A:We are Yoko!


TAGS: beatles devo paul mccartney ron nasty john lennon
Rating: 1.87/5

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savvy101 - March 25, 2011, 1:27 pm
i agree with medammit Paul McCartney is alive and kicking only John Lennon and George Harrison have passed and Richard Starkey (Ringo Starr) cant die so it must be Paul KNOW YOUR BEATLES MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pro - September 2, 2008, 12:07 pm
Not just the Rutles, RNR. The Rutles playing Devo!
medammit - September 2, 2008, 11:10 am
Hey losers- that's McCartney and he is still very much alive.
RnR - September 2, 2008, 10:48 am
LOL, the Rutles !!! I've got the "documentary" on DVD. A+


SIMON AND PAULA - Have just been replaced




PAUL WS ANDERSON - His shirt says it all.




Dawg!! -


TAGS: pauly
Rating: 3.8/5

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